tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3161693730230904212024-03-13T04:32:17.043-07:00ULTIMATE HAIKUUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-11098607503416849552012-01-30T00:41:00.001-08:002012-01-30T00:43:28.799-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_zBVV_vlTGR0TxadtfHeNihCS48F7Af7XrRDFuiPXdSSNTLEkH7fpDn9XWMWZV5BerIF1FFFiWU3qnNMLlc7PDSDnqPUOruFO5tTGn7zXIbJfW2DOiDKPIBw1YfoDqw_CunME3rIw6eI/s1600/oddoscars-gary-busey-590x350.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><img border="0" height="189" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_zBVV_vlTGR0TxadtfHeNihCS48F7Af7XrRDFuiPXdSSNTLEkH7fpDn9XWMWZV5BerIF1FFFiWU3qnNMLlc7PDSDnqPUOruFO5tTGn7zXIbJfW2DOiDKPIBw1YfoDqw_CunME3rIw6eI/s320/oddoscars-gary-busey-590x350.jpeg" width="320" /></a><br />
<div class="p1">polar bear picnic</div><div class="p1">things were going pretty well</div><div class="p1">and then it started</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-45310875988064339242012-01-30T00:35:00.000-08:002012-01-30T00:35:52.842-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_TmnaTvHX81iQexg9NMQRuewWa0tJ41r9HliO7HnKldMIyq53HkPPPAKIUNbtS2KA_OsEKftSep-EN-PWiYKvourvrZNzvFVRk7tJW5u4ub8F-5CD4VcqTKRxTj30G8wq4H7l__a_blI/s1600/488557IMGP56892op.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_TmnaTvHX81iQexg9NMQRuewWa0tJ41r9HliO7HnKldMIyq53HkPPPAKIUNbtS2KA_OsEKftSep-EN-PWiYKvourvrZNzvFVRk7tJW5u4ub8F-5CD4VcqTKRxTj30G8wq4H7l__a_blI/s320/488557IMGP56892op.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It's the Perfect Chair</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Assembled in Vietnam</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">By a Gay Spider</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-660649169663625282011-03-22T12:55:00.000-07:002011-03-22T13:01:25.665-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2npJuJd1p0a4LXh8iEeL3Y4B_cymdH2nla3DIFpdeZC3m-O6FmJDxZm3vPNu66LuXPI_xLpzNpPYLEYtKDQ7b0yqkhKukBU3RBrxYVmMjhiuIg5yXjkmwVx4Ex-2qRUaNG7idc9c4yjiL/s1600/blue_fly_yoshi_by_shiroiwolf.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 388px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2npJuJd1p0a4LXh8iEeL3Y4B_cymdH2nla3DIFpdeZC3m-O6FmJDxZm3vPNu66LuXPI_xLpzNpPYLEYtKDQ7b0yqkhKukBU3RBrxYVmMjhiuIg5yXjkmwVx4Ex-2qRUaNG7idc9c4yjiL/s400/blue_fly_yoshi_by_shiroiwolf.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5586996698554413602" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">I love blue Yoshi</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">He can fly with any shell</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">Dino Pegasus</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; "><br /></p></span></u></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2npJuJd1p0a4LXh8iEeL3Y4B_cymdH2nla3DIFpdeZC3m-O6FmJDxZm3vPNu66LuXPI_xLpzNpPYLEYtKDQ7b0yqkhKukBU3RBrxYVmMjhiuIg5yXjkmwVx4Ex-2qRUaNG7idc9c4yjiL/s1600/blue_fly_yoshi_by_shiroiwolf.jpg"></a><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 381px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvx1CfFsVcvAsK1v6QlcnzmJ5OX5kCFDPwl7_TDyb1kciQ7cAUKLoSbngm4mLN0A4cIO8VrXbU0LdMQjIrtWSk5BBYbE-V82tB3NQ8EUJjqYdk6QA0OB2-eCj2fpyqnzClql6dyh3nSmt5/s400/n15921790_42634139_3547324.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5586995866274204530" /><p style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">I got really high</p><p style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">Then, by accident lit an</p><p style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; ">incense on both ends</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal 'Times New Roman'; "><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>Jane Fox/Gianna Volpehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05778518326744456685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-46829561277956557212011-03-08T20:58:00.000-08:002011-03-08T20:58:31.295-08:00let's get one thing straight<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8z1YbCJ3ksQr3iGrx6TJHKmtX2K9NOhZBjSLpPVKwRwkw8a5c69mJgnZo-aUMgcZKhWvsl4VA1CPgpYYJiZB3rtGaACoKSgnTDJ54fQcE34jfH42C9Hlv_oFvB18m_LVZRuiucbdoik4/s1600/jesu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8z1YbCJ3ksQr3iGrx6TJHKmtX2K9NOhZBjSLpPVKwRwkw8a5c69mJgnZo-aUMgcZKhWvsl4VA1CPgpYYJiZB3rtGaACoKSgnTDJ54fQcE34jfH42C9Hlv_oFvB18m_LVZRuiucbdoik4/s400/jesu.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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Whose grandma is this?</div><div>Ma'am, get out of my bathtub</div><div>You smell like old bones</div>Jane Fox/Gianna Volpehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05778518326744456685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-90091554329521303342010-12-23T14:43:00.000-08:002010-12-23T15:02:08.732-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJhk2JXJs4OeSPuCXBzGWYS-SpbdMMPXlYbwK7uvWg4EwjJlzO5ox1erDUWI5F2t-XqaclC_ZHqTlbdxJU9c_iOzGoc7K8CtXqTk9_l2-7z7I6gB7NE3sEX8VoBz3jFmMRprUFfrxA9yk/s1600/Avicularia1.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJhk2JXJs4OeSPuCXBzGWYS-SpbdMMPXlYbwK7uvWg4EwjJlzO5ox1erDUWI5F2t-XqaclC_ZHqTlbdxJU9c_iOzGoc7K8CtXqTk9_l2-7z7I6gB7NE3sEX8VoBz3jFmMRprUFfrxA9yk/s320/Avicularia1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554012978134726434" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight:bold ;font-family:courier new;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />I think there are ghosts</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);font-size:100%;">they are traveling through me</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);font-size:100%;">even now, through me</span><br /></span></span>Viewfindershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10206695249807744750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-21681942993798175942010-12-22T19:37:00.000-08:002010-12-23T15:58:07.079-08:00hold on, glenn's calling<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcfjP4clVWgFNh4zVLcPQ5fuGAxewyhyphenhyphensXkNliFRDME2ljv7pfXg-eJBTMM37d8K3sKImGNOqgFh2zEs0qbU6RT-dyo3nTPeHsMbLQeFPNLlwl180wtgHn1xkX-TQrPorf1JLijtsBRX8/s1600/dscn0446_copy_lr_asdg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcfjP4clVWgFNh4zVLcPQ5fuGAxewyhyphenhyphensXkNliFRDME2ljv7pfXg-eJBTMM37d8K3sKImGNOqgFh2zEs0qbU6RT-dyo3nTPeHsMbLQeFPNLlwl180wtgHn1xkX-TQrPorf1JLijtsBRX8/s400/dscn0446_copy_lr_asdg.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="259" /></a><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">hold on, glenn's calling</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">yo what up glenn, where you at?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">...are you serious?</div><div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-80566203907481385302010-09-18T22:13:00.000-07:002010-09-18T22:20:07.401-07:00fuck your clone army<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/?action=view&current=28860_1255847511QG4u.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="266" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/28860_1255847511QG4u.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />
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fuck your clone army<br />
i just wanted burger king<br />
now i am the manUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-80761756191027455512010-09-18T22:12:00.001-07:002010-09-18T22:35:06.600-07:00you're disappointed<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/?action=view&current=y1ptK8NNYDfCOq6YVmF542Ng_DR5_QBYoJm.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="300" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/y1ptK8NNYDfCOq6YVmF542Ng_DR5_QBYoJm.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />
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you're disappointed<br />
listen to the radio<br />
lupe fiascoUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-9018809632917995592010-09-18T22:12:00.000-07:002010-09-23T12:15:58.986-07:00go ahead, pet em<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/?action=view&current=jumpsuit.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="400" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/jumpsuit.jpg" width="300" /></a><br />
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some fish have sharp teeth<br />
like the ones in my coy pond<br />
go ahead, pet emUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-38810485536932382192010-09-17T22:19:00.000-07:002010-09-18T22:28:10.518-07:00now, i have the skin<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/?action=view&current=mariadelcabezodelajara_dtjs08_1.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="381" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/haiku/mariadelcabezodelajara_dtjs08_1.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />
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coughing up my dick<br />
shouldn't have eaten Russia<br />
now, i have the skinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-60683302418708011362010-05-23T19:44:00.000-07:002010-05-23T19:53:23.445-07:00if dogs can eat grass<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=33asdg1-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/33asdg1-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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if dogs can eat grass<br />
when they think they will vomit<br />
am i a dog too?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-56083520839409065382010-03-27T23:34:00.001-07:002010-05-23T19:58:14.118-07:00every other day<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=flinty-the-mascot-of-flin-flon_5-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/flinty-the-mascot-of-flin-flon_5-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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dean, tell me the truth.<br />
were you in a garbage bag?<br />
every other day?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-68437992291276580772010-03-27T23:25:00.000-07:002010-05-23T19:58:14.119-07:00treat me like a king<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=y1p3K9PsBXVZzhhYQUNgG83qFHA2F4EA-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/y1p3K9PsBXVZzhhYQUNgG83qFHA2F4EA-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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treat me like a king<br />
even though i don't have hands<br />
diet constantlyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-55887117164732851112010-02-24T16:33:00.000-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.119-07:00unfortunate veins<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=ArnoldSamuel1865-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/ArnoldSamuel1865-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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favorable kids<br />
better veins than their parents<br />
unfortunate veinsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-61012262579317551402010-02-24T16:22:00.000-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.120-07:00parasite unrest<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=TTgsyH7SzNdXOl-jyAgY6LsdgCVchbne-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/TTgsyH7SzNdXOl-jyAgY6LsdgCVchbne-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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parasite unrest<br />
take me to a museum <br />
if you have a knifeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-75366946785393273702010-02-04T03:16:00.000-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.120-07:00carbonated wife<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=b871miqs5wlv7gyef-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/b871miqs5wlv7gyef-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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carbonated wife<br />
now you got her all shook up<br />
riding on a bikeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-49759148245786318022010-02-03T22:09:00.000-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.121-07:00japanese butler<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/?action=view¤t=asdg-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/glarcon/asdg-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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japanese butler<br />
always pawning my guitars<br />
but i'm fond of himUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-31180616250554808662009-12-08T04:25:00.001-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.121-07:001945<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzei2vkh9diXF9yVU19D1UVj5Rr7QHBZ1H5YLAoBzNfbgUaspdnH34mWDEnyM8CPAL0HtH5jL8uQg6SHQ0o7YbqOT9rscIIktzj4jCvo1sP6ijN7T5YjO2vf4OQT5eLaBoJrqYkqo6DZs/s1600-h/0-tgQcgNyu-asdg-s-.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 310px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzei2vkh9diXF9yVU19D1UVj5Rr7QHBZ1H5YLAoBzNfbgUaspdnH34mWDEnyM8CPAL0HtH5jL8uQg6SHQ0o7YbqOT9rscIIktzj4jCvo1sP6ijN7T5YjO2vf4OQT5eLaBoJrqYkqo6DZs/s320/0-tgQcgNyu-asdg-s-.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412840586639326866" /></a><br /><br />nineteen fourty-five<br />sweeping on a summer's dawn<br />thai food with will smithUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-316169373023090421.post-45617020729083245122009-12-08T04:19:00.001-08:002010-05-23T19:58:14.122-07:00common side effects<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipj08whsy6-Lywe8To2eTd9OLYMO8pmOdbo9_vORWPN-rMhCSb4xb5CTiQ9_733KFYlYTK-B8AXRveO-9N5CNSFoYB1SKxlw3MnN84h93YYmxulm_N-zrtfjzSCsYOp9pk90ArX-QUM18/s1600-h/ohsn0g.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipj08whsy6-Lywe8To2eTd9OLYMO8pmOdbo9_vORWPN-rMhCSb4xb5CTiQ9_733KFYlYTK-B8AXRveO-9N5CNSFoYB1SKxlw3MnN84h93YYmxulm_N-zrtfjzSCsYOp9pk90ArX-QUM18/s320/ohsn0g.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412839204598755442" /></a><br /><br></br>common side effects<br />temporary vision loss<br />permanent blindnessUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0