Monday, January 30, 2012

polar bear picnic
things were going pretty well
and then it started
It's the Perfect Chair
Assembled in Vietnam
By a Gay Spider

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I love blue Yoshi

He can fly with any shell

Dino Pegasus

I got really high

Then, by accident lit an

incense on both ends

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

let's get one thing straight

let's get one thing straight:
sleeping in a restaurant
is not luxury

Sunday, February 13, 2011

if you need a friend

If you need a friend
don't hesitate to call me
I can get you friends

i sell onion peels

i sell onion peels
not the onion, just the peel
take it or leave it

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dead gangster jacket
Found in a storage unit
Wile E. Coyote

Shame on you, Jesus
Telling people how to live
Wintertime in hell

Pee on my dad's face
I should prolly take that back
But I'm not gunna

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Whose grandma is this?
Ma'am, get out of my bathtub
You smell like old bones

Thursday, December 23, 2010

I think there are ghosts

they are traveling through me
even now, through me

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

hold on, glenn's calling

hold on, glenn's calling
yo what up glenn, where you at?
...are you serious?

Saturday, September 18, 2010

fuck your clone army


fuck your clone army
i just wanted burger king
now i am the man

you're disappointed


you're disappointed
listen to the radio
lupe fiasco

go ahead, pet em


some fish have sharp teeth
like the ones in my coy pond
go ahead, pet em