1945

nineteen fourty-five
sweeping on a summer's dawn
thai food with will smith

common side effects

common side effects
temporary vision loss
permanent blindness

how is that a bird?

doesn't even fly
plus it clearly has no wings
how is that a bird?

salmon pride parade

salmon pride parade
i couldn't go, i had work
i'll watch it online

i'll give up smoking
you can buy a stupid book
amazon.com

whatup alcohol?

whatup alcohol?
yeah yo i've been pretty good.
shit, are you alright?

traffic is crazy

one thousand black bags
controlling the expressway
traffic is crazy

giving birth to scum

giving birth to scum
where were you on x-mas eve?
giving birth to scum

you should be ashamed pt. 1

the penalty box
two minutes each for roughing
you should be ashamed

glenn #1

glenn, sell your slippers
we have no livers or ice
the twins are starving

advanced pregnancy

advanced pregnancy
put the infant on steroids
watch it lift tires

bonus interview

bonus interview
spicy chicken magazine
barack obama

traumatize your dad

traumatize your dad
tell him all his friends are dead
i'm just kidding, dad

welcome to game town

welcome to game town
this is where we play the games
all up in our town

the straight up low down

the straight up low down
find the cream for my peach bitch
they look like back words

it's not dangerous

it's not dangerous
as long as i say it's fine
kill yourself, it's fine

happy Chanukah

sew up your pockets
after your laundry is done
happy Chanukah

another planet

another planet
where grass is made of water
drown mowing your lawn

these are my parents

these are my parents
one of them might not like you
that would be my dad

human science van

human science van
drives by raping any cop
we are now in france

dreadful appointment

dreadful appointment
alien receptionist
please, no cold fingers

from one comes many

from one comes many
that's a nice way of saying
watch out for my jizz

some applause for pete

some applause for pete
the new polo champion
a round of bullets

your house is on fire

your house is on fire
every time i see your face
i remember that