Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I love blue Yoshi

He can fly with any shell

Dino Pegasus


I got really high

Then, by accident lit an

incense on both ends



Tuesday, March 8, 2011

let's get one thing straight



let's get one thing straight:
sleeping in a restaurant
is not luxury

Sunday, February 13, 2011

if you need a friend


If you need a friend
don't hesitate to call me
I can get you friends



i sell onion peels



i sell onion peels
not the onion, just the peel
take it or leave it


Thursday, January 20, 2011





















Dead gangster jacket
Found in a storage unit
Wile E. Coyote

























Shame on you, Jesus
Telling people how to live
Wintertime in hell























Pee on my dad's face
I should prolly take that back
But I'm not gunna

Thursday, January 13, 2011

COLORFUL STRAWS

























Whose grandma is this?
Ma'am, get out of my bathtub
You smell like old bones

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