if dogs can eat grass

if dogs can eat grass
when they think they will vomit
am i a dog too?

every other day

dean, tell me the truth.
were you in a garbage bag?
every other day?

treat me like a king

treat me like a king
even though i don't have hands
diet constantly

unfortunate veins

favorable kids
better veins than their parents
unfortunate veins

parasite unrest

parasite unrest
take me to a museum
if you have a knife

carbonated wife

carbonated wife
now you got her all shook up
riding on a bike

japanese butler

japanese butler
always pawning my guitars
but i'm fond of him

1945

nineteen fourty-five
sweeping on a summer's dawn
thai food with will smith

common side effects

common side effects
temporary vision loss
permanent blindness

how is that a bird?

doesn't even fly
plus it clearly has no wings
how is that a bird?

salmon pride parade

salmon pride parade
i couldn't go, i had work
i'll watch it online

i'll give up smoking
you can buy a stupid book
amazon.com

whatup alcohol?

whatup alcohol?
yeah yo i've been pretty good.
shit, are you alright?

traffic is crazy

one thousand black bags
controlling the expressway
traffic is crazy

giving birth to scum

giving birth to scum
where were you on x-mas eve?
giving birth to scum