Sunday, February 13, 2011

if you need a friend


If you need a friend
don't hesitate to call me
I can get you friends



i sell onion peels



i sell onion peels
not the onion, just the peel
take it or leave it


Thursday, January 20, 2011





















Dead gangster jacket
Found in a storage unit
Wile E. Coyote

























Shame on you, Jesus
Telling people how to live
Wintertime in hell























Pee on my dad's face
I should prolly take that back
But I'm not gunna

Thursday, January 13, 2011

COLORFUL STRAWS

























Whose grandma is this?
Ma'am, get out of my bathtub
You smell like old bones

Thursday, December 23, 2010













I think there are ghosts

they are traveling through me
even now, through me

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

hold on, glenn's calling




hold on, glenn's calling
yo what up glenn, where you at?
...are you serious?

Saturday, September 18, 2010

fuck your clone army

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fuck your clone army
i just wanted burger king
now i am the man

you're disappointed

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you're disappointed
listen to the radio
lupe fiasco

go ahead, pet em

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some fish have sharp teeth
like the ones in my coy pond
go ahead, pet em

Friday, September 17, 2010

now, i have the skin

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coughing up my dick
shouldn't have eaten Russia
now, i have the skin

Sunday, May 23, 2010

if dogs can eat grass

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if dogs can eat grass
when they think they will vomit
am i a dog too?

Saturday, March 27, 2010

every other day

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dean, tell me the truth.
were you in a garbage bag?
every other day?

treat me like a king

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treat me like a king
even though i don't have hands
diet constantly

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