ultimate haiku
Sunday, February 13, 2011
if you need a friend
If you need a friend
don't hesitate to call me
I can get you friends
i sell onion peels
i sell onion peels
not the onion, just the peel
take it or leave it
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Dead gangster jacket
Found in a storage unit
Wile E. Coyote
Shame on you, Jesus
Telling people how to live
Wintertime in hell
Pee on my dad's face
I should prolly take that back
But I'm not gunna
Thursday, January 13, 2011
COLORFUL STRAWS
Whose grandma is this?
Ma'am, get out of my bathtub
You smell like old bones
Thursday, December 23, 2010
I think there are ghosts
they are traveling through me
even now, through me
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
hold on, glenn's calling
hold on, glenn's calling
yo what up glenn, where you at?
...are you serious?
Saturday, September 18, 2010
fuck your clone army
fuck your clone army
i just wanted burger king
now i am the man
you're disappointed
you're disappointed
listen to the radio
lupe fiasco
go ahead, pet em
some fish have sharp teeth
like the ones in my coy pond
go ahead, pet em
Friday, September 17, 2010
now, i have the skin
coughing up my dick
shouldn't have eaten Russia
now, i have the skin
Sunday, May 23, 2010
if dogs can eat grass
if dogs can eat grass
when they think they will vomit
am i a dog too?
Saturday, March 27, 2010
every other day
dean, tell me the truth.
were you in a garbage bag?
every other day?
treat me like a king
treat me like a king
even though i don't have hands
diet constantly
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